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		<title>Old Maid Ain&#8217;t Just a Card Game</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[For anyone that&#8217;s keeping track, today is the luckiest day of the year 7/7  &#8230;and of course that can mean only one thing.  It&#8217;s another year in this mortal coil for Ms Angela Ryan.  Yes folks today is the Living Doll&#8217;s birthday.  How old is she exactly?  Well, this author does love to bust her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For anyone that&#8217;s keeping track, today is the luckiest day of the year 7/7  &#8230;and of course that can mean only one thing.  It&#8217;s another year in this mortal coil for Ms <a href="http://www.angelaryan.net/">Angela Ryan</a>.  Yes folks today is the Living Doll&#8217;s birthday.  How old is she exactly?  Well, this author does love to bust her chops from time, especially with so many different ages listed all over the internet.  But let&#8217;s just say it&#8217;s been a while since she lost her innocence &#8230;a LONG while.  (love ya, mean it <img src='http://www.allenfalkner.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> )</p>
<p>Speaking of <em>old</em>.  Angela has been working for <em>ages</em> putting together a rather unique <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baroque">Baroque</a> themed soiree that should be one hell of good time.  Not only should you expect to see locals to dressed in period costumes, this event will feature the <em>provocative</em> and <em>picturesque</em> <a href="http://www.darenzia.net/">Darenzia</a> and straight from the stages of America&#8217;s got  Talent, the ever so <em>posh</em>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jgXi8bR-6k">Prince PoppyCock</a>.  So pull out your stockings, dust up those powdered wigs and come join Angela this Sunday to celebrate her 21st birthday for the ?th time.</p>
<h1 style="text-align: center;">Angela Ryan&#8217;s Baroque Birthday Bash</h1>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://thechurchdallas.com/event.php?id=1209"><img src="http://thechurchdallas.com/event_images/flyers/1209.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>Featuring Performances by:<br />
Darenzia (<a href="http://www.darenzia.net/">www.Darenzia.net</a>)<br />
Prince Poppycock (<a href="http://www.princepoppycock.com/">www.PrincePoppycock.com</a>)</p>
<p>DJ&#8217;s Curse Mackey and Heather Michelle</p>
<p>Free Green Screen Guillotine Photo Booth</p>
<p>Costume Contest with $500 in prizes!<br />
Ideas Include: Marie Antoinette, Marquis De Sade, French Revolutionary, Courtesan, Executioner, Lady in Waiting, Napoleon Bonaparte, King Louis XIV / XV, Bach, Madame de Pompadour, Voltaire, royal court ladies and gentlemen</p>
<p>Spanking booth by Athena Fatale</p>
<p>Qu&#8217;ils mangent de la brioche (let them eat cake!)<br />
Free cupcakes for everyone!</p>
<p>The Church<br />
2424 Swiss @ Good Lattimer<br />
Dallas, Texas 75204</p>
<p>Doors open at 9:00<br />
Admission $5 over and $10 under<br />
free with dog tags or Church VIP</p>
<p>info: <a href="http://thechurchdallas.com/">www.TheChurchDallas.com</a><br />
tweet: TheChurchDallas</p>
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		<title>A Day in History</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 16:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forty years ago today a great man was born.  Who might you ask?  Well, if you&#8217;re an American, then you know him as Pain Solution.  Live in Europe?  Well, if you know the anything about the world of sideshow or flesh hook suspensions then you&#8217;ve probably seen the Head Master. Although he is best known [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forty years ago today a great man was born.  Who might you ask?  Well, if you&#8217;re an American, then you know him as <a href="http://www.painsolution.net/">Pain Solution</a>.  Live in Europe?  Well, if you know the anything about the world of sideshow or flesh hook suspensions then you&#8217;ve probably seen the Head Master.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/HeadMaster.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Although he is best known for being a mutli-talented performer, his biggest contributions have been in the world of education.  Besides teaching the art of suspension throughout the world and running a <a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&amp;sl=no&amp;u=http://www.dagbladet.no/magasinet/2007/12/17/521241.html&amp;ei=Zi8iTLlyzLycB9GXwAE&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=translate&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=1&amp;ved=0CBYQ7gEwAA&amp;prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.dagbladet.no/magasinet/2007/12/17/521241.html%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3Dn0S%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official">school of sideshow</a> in Oslo, he has worked directly with the Norwegian medical community to explain the art and science behind pain and to show the positive effects of body suspension.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/Havveschool.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Yes, today is my friend <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589930680">Håvve Fjell</a>&#8216;s 40th birthday.  Unfortunately I cannot be there to celebrate with him.  However, I will be there in a few weeks for the <a href="http://www.wingsofdesire.org/">Oslo Suscon</a>. (In my opinion the world&#8217;s best suspension convention)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/HavveFire.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>My Story of Håvve<br />
It was December 3rd, 2000 &#8211; I had just finished a suspension performance  for <a href="http://www.torturegarden.com/">Torture Garden</a> .  (Opening for <a href="http://www.ronathey.com/">Ron Athey</a>)  During my suspension I had managed to rip my knee and was a bit distressed about how to handle the gaping wound.  I remember sitting upstairs at Body Probe Studios staring at the hole when I notice a tall bald man standing over me.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&#8220;Hello Allen, I&#8217;m Håvve&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Nice to meet you Håvve, by chance to do have any sutures?&#8221;<br />
Now in all honesty, the question was more of sarcastic joke.  Yes I  needed to stitch my knee, but I never expected anyone to  have anything that might help.<br />
To my surprise he replied, &#8220;Yes I do&#8221;<br />
He dug through his backpack and handed me a sterile suture pack.<br />
&#8220;Wait.  Who are you?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m Håvve from Oslo.  We have been chatting online.&#8221;</p>
<p>At the time it seemed like a random encounter.  Little did I know that I had just met such an amazing person that was not only going to influence the world of suspension, but become such a good friend.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/Havve217t.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<h2 style="text-align: center;">Happy  Birthday Old Man</h2>
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