Dead? Are you sure? Dead like Elvis? Like Paul McCartney? (For those of you who don’t remember the story, the Beatles’s Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by an impostor) …or was he? Let’s face it, the rich, famous and powerful have been doing bizarre things for as long as anyone can remember. Faking your own death for fun and profit is nothing new…not by a long shot. So the question stands. Is he really dead?
Yes, MJ is dead. I’m sure you didn’t come here to read that. By now everyone in the western world has heard and it wont be long before the fanatics break out in all night candle lit vigils singing off key versions of his songs. Then of course the books, documentaries and movies will start rolling out covering the gambit of “He was the greatest singer/song writer to crazy body dysmorphic pedophile.” Plus it wont be long before the tattoos start appearing.
The King of Pop portraits will be popping up everywhere over the next few days. Let’s also not forget that Halloween is only 4 months away. There will be Michael Jacksons EVERYWHERE, old MJs, young MJs, black MJs, white MJs, and of course dead MJs. And the thrillers dances, if not on All Hallows Eve, there will at the very least a new world record set for Thrill the world.
BUT I digress, last night I overheard a remark that I’m sure was made in jest, but there is a chance, as slight as it might be, that the whole thing is a hoax. Think about it. Michael is poised for a huge comeback, but was he really ready to re-enter the public eye. There are rumors of pending lawsuits and I’m sure plenty of new dirty little secrets ready to be released to the public. Plus, the headlines are already reading the he died in debt, but his unreleased material is worth a fortune. In death he is worth far more than he could ever be alive.
What if MJ is not actually dead but presently undergoing some kind of top-secret plastic surgery overhaul. He could come out of it as a creepier Michael, something new and weird we’ve never seen. OR he could make the transformation into a completely new person to disappear into obscurity. Truth be told, I think he’s dead. But what if? (Image above from the Cyclops Kitten Story)
Tags: Beatles, Cyclops Kitten, Hoax, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson Tattoo, Paul McCartney Dead
June 26th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that he’s dead. (or at least the parents of young boys would like to think so.) However, nothing would surprise me from an individual such as MJ, not even faking his own death. But still, all the rumors of mega-celebs faking thier own death, are -in my opinion, merely the wishful thoughts of die-hard fans who clearly have issues with facing reality (hence the celebrity worship).
-Ok- now let me tell you something. Right after typing that last paragraph, I went back up the page and clicked on “but what if” …and now I must say, I am genuinely a little tripped out. I’m going to go continue trippin on other freaky MJ investigation reports and I’ll get back to you on all this.
…And, whoever has that tattoo posted above, might have some issues as well.
Peace XOXO
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
dude.. u never know… he probably is worth more dead than alive. whos profiting from the new revenue stream?
August 24th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
HES NOT DEAD , HE WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS , IF HES DEAD WHY WOULD HIS MOTHER GO SHOPPING FOR CAMPING GEAR , I WOULD THINK SHED BE IN MORNING , NOT SHOPPING
November 10th, 2009 at 10:33 am
I think he is gone but, it is hard for others to accept. I hope he is alive. He is a great man. He has done a lot for charity. The lawsuites were just an easy way for some to get money. It is hard for some famous people to have a normal life.
If the media says blue then people see blue, if they say greene then people see greene. I really don’t blame him if he played a hoax. People have treated him so bad over the years. I was born in Vincennes, Ind. and I know what he meant when he said for children to share your bed. No, I am not a child melestor. Growing up in a small place we all shared one bed. There were may houses that was one big room and in this room was the living room, bedroom, and kitchen. Your parents, and the kids all slept in one bed. In my day there were all us cousins that my grandma watched and we all slept in the same bed and we were all closer. I guess thats were kissing cousins came from. While MJ was in the small house in Indiana all of them shared a bed andall the brothers and sisters grew up close. Yet MJ talks of letting kids sleep in his bed and he is marked a child molestor. My kids
have at many times shared my bed but, that only makes me a loving mother who shares her bed with her child. My daughter had a friend over and they both slept in her bed. Does that mean she is gay? Absolutly not. Let MJ rest in peace. His look a likes are seen everywhere. If MJ is still alive good for him. He is a good performer and a great dad. People have the right to their own opions and I say always gotta be starting something. MJ if you are still out there I hope you look me up. I would love to just hang out.
RIP
Evia