Sad Times and Hooker News

Author: admin  |  Category: News, Opinion, Photo, Review, Suspension, Video

Sorry for the delays on posting a new blog. Between work, school and suspensions I’ve been pulling long hours so I’ve been slacking on this blog. Well, I have actually written two other blogs, but they were never finished and may never see the light of day…who knows.

First Current Events
Two tragic deaths this week
John Hughes 1950-2009
and
Veronica Hoffman 1979-2009

John Hughes…now unless you have been living under a rock, I’m sure you know of John Hughes and his films, or at least the ones from the 1980′s. Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, just to name a few. Cinematic masterpieces? No far from it, but one of his films is very important to me. If you know me very well, you probably know that Weird Science is my all time favorite movie. (Yes, I can quote the entire movie from beginning to end) “Are you fucking serious?” Yes I am. “Why?” Well that’s a long story, that I might tell you if you buy me a drink sometime.

Weird Science

Veronica Hoffman…you probably don’t know her, but she was a friend of mine. Usually I’m fairly well spoken individual, but when it comes to death, especially suicide I’m often at a loss for words. So instead or trying to say the right thing, I will just post couple of photos. The first I shot of Veronica in a hotel in San Francisco a few years back and the second was shot by someone else at a party that same weekend. You can also read a short article about her on thefetishistas.com.

Veronica Hoffman

Veronica Hoffman, Athena Fatale, Jody Cortes
Me, Athena, Jody and Veronica
Veronica you will be missed!

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…and in Suspension News
New Gilson Hooks
and
The Horsemen

Steve Haworth has recently added an amazing new feature to the Gilson Hooks. A carriage bolt with a wing nut: (Thanks to Matte for giving Steve the idea)

Oh happy day, no more tools to secure the hooks. He’s even put together a nice little direct hook/shackle/rig design that eliminates the need for a secondary rigging rope. All very good news for suspension safety.

I know many of you are looking at the above photo, reading the description and saying, “Do, Hunh, Wha?” It’s ok I will explain. In the world of suspension we have been using fishhooks for years. Yes, debarbed stainless steel fishing hooks…and the hooks have always been the weakest point. “Not the skin, doesn’t that rip?” Well, yes the skin is the one difficult variable, but contrary to what you might think, the skin is actually stronger than most hooks. Plus, hooks are open on one side. Not only are they weak, they can fall out. These new hooks take care of both issues! Interested in buying some. Well then, hop on over to Ebay and pick up a pair. BTW, this author is TOTALLY NOT RESPONSIBLE for misuse of the product. In fact, don’t hang from hooks without seeking professional help. Yes, pun intended there :)

And lastly, The Horsemen came out on DVD last week. Um, what can I say. If you are a producing a feature film, underground flick, TV show, over even a little youtube video and you want people hanging from hooks in it. Please just send me a message or contact one of the groups on suspension.org I know I’m just jaded, but I hate it when suspensions look so fake. As I remember the special effects guys of The Cell were paid $20,000 to do show a quick little clip of someone hanging in a rubber suit. Hello Hollywood, we will do it for less than that, and it will look real :) Actually, nix that last statement, you should pay us the $20,000 plus hazard pay. I kid…well kinda.

As for the movie, it was ok. The story line really didn’t seem to go anywhere and the ending was bit contrived, but overall I would say it was entertaining. On that note though, unless you are really interested in seeing every Ziyi Zhang movie, just skip it and go rent a John Hughes film…ok maybe not Beethoven’s 5th…stick to the 80′s and you’ll prolly be a happy camper.

National Lampoon’s Vacation
Cousin Vicki: I’m going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it.

April 17th Banners

Author: admin  |  Category: Event, News, Photo

I’ve been going crazy making banners for the April 17th Event. I actually have 3 more that I think are fantastic, but I’m waiting on the model approval of one, photographer approval on another and both for the third. Hopefully I can get them up soon…but for now here are the ones that are available: (Please blog em, post em, spam em, etc)

La Divina
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Divina.jpg" alt="La Divina" width="336" height="280" /></a>

The Lizardman
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Lizard3.jpg" alt="The Lizardman" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Caustic Cayla, Alaina
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17CnA.jpg" alt="Caustic Cayla, Alaina" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Caustic Cayla
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Cayla.jpg" alt="Caustic Cayla" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Lady Vengence
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17LadyV.jpg" alt="Lady Vengence" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Jacknife Ruby
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Ruby.jpg" alt="Jacknife Ruby" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Emrys Yetz
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Emrys.jpg" alt="Emrys Yetz" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Chrissy Bales
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Chrissy.jpg" alt="Chrissy Bales" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Jesse Star
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Star.jpg" alt="Jesse Star" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Layne D'Angelo
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Layne.jpg" alt="Layne D’Angelo" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Steve Truitt
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Truitt1.jpg" alt="Steve Truitt" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Victoria Sinister
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17VicSin.jpg" alt="Victoria Sinister" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Steve Truitt
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Truitt2.jpg" alt="Steve Truitt" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Melissa Meaow
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Meow.jpg" alt="Melissa Meaow" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Shanda Kerr
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Kerr.jpg" alt="Shanda Kerr" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Stigmata
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Stigmata.jpg" alt="Stigmata" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Jill Rasco
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Rasco.jpg" alt="Jill Rasco" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Roxanne Dale
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Rox.jpg" alt="Roxanne Dale" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Killer Art
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Killer.jpg" alt="Killer Art" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Nadyia
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Nadyia.jpg" alt="Nadyia" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Pain Solution
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Painsol.jpg" alt="Pain Solution" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Pain Solution
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Painsol2.jpg" alt="Pain Solution" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Courtney Crave
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Court.jpg" alt="Courtney Crave" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Lizardman
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Lizard2.jpg" alt="Lizardman" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Kali Ann
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Kali.jpg" alt="Kali Ann" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Athena Fatale, Angela Ryan
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17AnA.jpg" alt="Athena Fatale, Angela Ryan" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Samar
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Samar.jpg" alt="Samar" width="336" height="280" /></a>

Stitch
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Stitch.gif" alt="Stitch" width="480" height="60" /></a>

Lizardman
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/April17Lizard2.gif" alt="Lizardman" width="480" height="60" /></a>

Allen Falkner
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="http://www.allenfalkner.com/images/Falkner_Banner.gif" alt="Allen Falkner" width="250" height="75" /></a>

Lizardman, Pain Solution, Lady Diabla, Body Suspension, Freak Show
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="images/Falkner_Evite.gif" alt="Lizardman, Pain Solution, Lady Diabla, Body Suspension, Freak Show" width="500" height="900" /></a>

Lizardman, Pain Solution, Lady Diabla, Body Suspension, Freak Show
<a href="http://www.thelizardlounge.com/event.php?id=1223"><img src="images/Falkner40b.jpg" alt="Lizardman, Pain Solution, Lady Diabla, Body Suspension, Freak Show" width="500" height="750" /></a>

Hope to see yall there!