This little piece almost made it into the Fade Fast Blog, but I’m not really sure if this entry is in good of taste…and since that blog is more about my business than anything else, The Kimberlizer goes here. For those of you who don’t know the back story, here it is:
An 18 year old girl got 56 stars tattooed on her face and now she is suing the tattoo artist saying she only want 1/2/3/the ones above her eye/etc (There are plenty of conflicting stories if you google her name: Kimberley Vlaminck) Long story short, her defense is that she fell asleep and woke up to not one, not two, not even three stars, but 56 covering her face.
Unless this girl was on MASSIVE drugs there is NO WAY she fell asleep during the tattoo. Plus, when it comes to a tattoo like this, there is always plenty of time drawing and/or laying stencils on the face before tattooing. Even if he did it all free hand, there is plenty of repositioning that would need to be done that would require her to move her face and/or body.
Tattoo Artist: Rouslan Toumaniantz
….but anyway, this is not the real reason behind the blog. OH NO. As I mentioned before you can get your fill of reading other people’s opinions on the subject. No, this blog is dedicated to the The Kimberlizer! What is that you say? It’s a truly tasteless flash app that lets you take a screen shot with your webcam and you too can be immortalized just like the poor sleeping Kimberley.
Hilarious? Genius? Horribly poor taste? Hmmmmm…. What do you think?
Tags: Kimberley Vlaminck, Kimberlizer, Rouslan Toumaniantz
June 20th, 2009 at 8:13 am
Talk about buyer’s remorse. I wouldn’t let this guy get at me with an ink pen much less an ink gun.
Enjoy this past and stick around for more good content.
http://libertarianhumor.com/2009/06/20/tattoo/
June 20th, 2009 at 11:23 am
“Hilarious? Genius? Horribly poor taste? Hmmmmm…. What do you think?”
Genius!
June 20th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Horribly poor taste! people who want their face tattooed are dumb! haha
June 20th, 2009 at 11:39 am
stupid kids….
she probably got in trouble with mommy and daddy, and needs money for removal.
June 20th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Thinks we should do a tribute to her at D-thon with a narcolepsy face painting booth!
June 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am
I want the drugs she was on!
June 20th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
effing RUFINOL??? lol
June 21st, 2009 at 11:56 am
And so the facial tattoo swap jokes continue.
June 21st, 2009 at 1:01 pm
tattoos are for pussy’s .
June 25th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
She finally confessed to lying about the whole thing. Here’s the story:
http://www.smh.com.au/world/girl-who-said-she-woke-up-with-56-tattoos-on-her-face-admits-lying-20090623-cul9.html
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